what's your poison?

I cannot believe this!

Tue, 08 Jan 2013 02:18:00 -0500

Oh god, is it your birthday already? I’m so sorry, I forgot! I’ve just been under so much stress and… Wait, crossed the line? Why the hell would you want to do that?

No, silly, my birthday’s in March, you haven’t forgotten it. -smirks, patting her arm reassuringly- I know you’ve been under a lot of stress, so don’t worry about it, but in a few days, it’ll be a whole year of…well, of us. For you! I just mean…I don’t want you to be scared of what I might do to anyone anymore. I wasn’t harmless before the curse broke, we both know that, but fights were just fights and I was just Bailey York, after all. And then there’s that rock on your finger. We’re gonna get married some day. There’s something else that usually comes at some point after that, and I don’t want you to have to live in fear of me falling back on old habits. I’m sure that I’m done eating babies, but how can you be, totally, unless I forget that I ever did it? It was just a suggestion…

I cannot believe this!

Tue, 08 Jan 2013 01:33:00 -0500

audrey—richards:

I’d definitely hope that ripping it out would be at the bottom of the list. -shrugs- Not really something I’d like to happen especially now when school’s this crazy. You can rip it out after this semester. -smiles- I guess I’ll get some clothes and my toothbrush and stay a while.

Oh? -nods- God ahead, I’m all ears.

Great! -grins- You can use my laptop, for school and stuff, until you can replace yours. No need to stress out over that on top of losing all your work.

Well, I don’t know if you remembered but, and I can’t believe I’m bringing this up, but there’s a certain, uh…day, coming up. And I’ve had a lot of time to think about it, about what I might do for you and I was thinking, um, what if I…uh, crossed the town line?

I cannot believe this!

Tue, 08 Jan 2013 00:19:39 -0500

audrey—richards:

Well, I don’t see the problem with that. Maybe we should do this as a trial first, y’know? What if we try to rip each other’s throats out? -smirks slightly-

I can think of a couple things I’d like to do to that pretty little neck of yours but ripping it out is not high up on the list -winks-. I think if I was going to do that, I’d have probably done it already, yeah? But however you want to do it is fine with me, and we can see how it goes.

Oh, I’ve, um…I’ve kind of…got an idea I wanted to run past you.

I cannot believe this!

Mon, 07 Jan 2013 23:44:47 -0500

audrey—richards:

Not really, just been focusing on school. I should definitely start thinking about that, shouldn’t I? Most couples live together by now.

I think you should, but not because other couples live together. That’s a stupid reason, doing something just cause other people do. I think it might be a good idea, though. I won’t be so distracting that you won’t be able to focus on school, you’ll probably even be able to focus more since I won’t be spilling water on your laptop, or letting strange men sleep in your bed. I just don’t want that woman driving you crazy. I’ve got a spare room, if you’re against sharing a bed with me full-time.

I cannot believe this!

Mon, 07 Jan 2013 23:10:00 -0500

audrey—richards:

My mom spilled her water on my laptop with all of my work on it! I need my own place or else I’m going to snap sooner or later.

Well, I don’t suppose you’ve…given my offer any more thought? That’s still on the table.

I've been working on this damn essay all day.

Sun, 06 Jan 2013 18:43:57 -0500

audrey—richards:

-sitting in Granny’s with her laptop on the table and a plate of french fries pushed to the other side-

Remind me again why I decided that going to school right away was a good idea? I should have become a circus performer or something.

-slips into the seat opposite her and takes a fry off her plate-

Probably because if you had taken a year off you’d have gotten too distracted to go back. What would you do in the circus?

Photo

Thu, 03 Jan 2013 01:40:51 -0500

-walks into Bailey's, pressing her hand against her brow-

Wed, 26 Dec 2012 04:24:00 -0500

deputy—emma—swan:

-eyes widen when Bailey pulls her little trick and her hands flail uslessly, managing to land a smack on Bailey’s arm.-

FUCKING HELL BAILEY. YOU COULD HAVE WARNED ME. -she shakes her head and sighs, downing the shot before leaning back slightly on the school-

…I punched Regina.

I could have…but where would the fun be in that, yeah? Besides, if I’d have warned you, this whole ordeal would have taken longer. You’d have wanted to take the shot first or to maybe fuss with the ice and the black-eye for a bit or you’d have been more conservative with the rubbing alcohol…-shakes her head- No, my way is best. Bailey always knows best, you’ll see. -pours herself a shot, taking it and barely swallowing the mouthful before she’s sputtering and laughing into her hand-

-manages somehow to regain her composure- I’m sorry, that was…juvenile. So you really did it, yeah? You punched Reg…Regin- -cracks again-

How’d it go?

-walks into Bailey's, pressing her hand against her brow-

Thu, 20 Dec 2012 00:08:16 -0500

deputy—emma—swan:

-huffs as she sits down on the stool before bailey, removing her hand to reveal a small but bloody cut and a blossoming black eye-

Not a kink, Bailey. I…got into it with someone.

-her eyes initially widen with shock but as she settles in to the idea, her lip quirks upwards into a smirk. She starts to wander around the kitchen, pulling out the requested items- Got into it with someone? Now that’s a story I gotta hear. We’ll call it my fee. -Bailey wraps a few ice cubes and, without warning, covers the black eye with the ice cubes just before pouring a healthy amount of the rubbing alcohol on the cut. She removes the ice cubes to place them in her hand and pour a shot, extending it out to her with a cheeky grin on her face- There. All better.

-walks into Bailey's, pressing her hand against her brow-

Wed, 19 Dec 2012 23:48:00 -0500

deputy—emma—swan:

I need ice, some rubbing alcohol, and a few shots of whiskey, please.

…Ice, rubbing alcohol, and whiskey?

What on Earth could you and Scruff be getting up to tonight that includes ice and rubbing alcohol? That’s not any kink I’ve ever heard of before…

I'm not frightened by some silly "threats." Don't believe me, then try something, hag. Fair warning, I can destroy you in a millisecond.

Tue, 18 Dec 2012 23:47:06 -0500

welcometostorybrookeconfessions:

Figures you couldn’t hold up. You are just as weak as every other person in that little town you live in.

And what the actual fuck are you even talking about? I couldn’t hold up what, exactly? Are you referring to the fact that you’re a complete nonentity so I can’t actually grab you by the hair and smash your face into the wall until you’ve swallowed every last one of your teeth? Would you like to talk to little old Linda Vale? You wouldn’t know her, because you’re an ignorant cunt who makes no sense, has no idea what she’s talking about or who she’s dealing with, but spend ten minutes talking to that drug-addled bitch and you’ll know I was by no means weak or powerless, even before the curse broke.

I promised Aud I wouldn’t fight anymore, but I’d make a special exception for you if you were actually a person, sweetie.

I'm not frightened by some silly "threats." Don't believe me, then try something, hag. Fair warning, I can destroy you in a millisecond.

Tue, 18 Dec 2012 23:32:17 -0500

welcometostorybrookeconfessions:

You’re adorable.

It is NOT my only side

Tue, 18 Dec 2012 23:14:56 -0500

Say that to my face, maybe I’ll be nice enough to give your tongue back to you after I rip it out.

"If Baba Yaga was a gruesome witch, and if her skirts and shawls were black with the dirt of..."

Tue, 18 Dec 2012 23:11:48 -0500

“If Baba Yaga was a gruesome witch, and if her skirts and shawls were black with the dirt of unspeakable crimes, and if the air around her smelled like the rotting of small animals, and if her nervous house was surrounded by spying skulls with eerily lit eyes, and if she had the pot on to boil, perhaps to make soup out of her two visitors—if everything about this fearsome woman was rank and dark, then why did one corner of her hut shine as if a curving hair from the scalp of the blazing sun itself were hanging from a hook in the rafters?”

- Gregory Maguire, The Dream Stealer (via fragmentsshoredagainstmyruin)

-Stops playing, having just finished his shift at the bar for the night, switching on the radio to replace his music.-

Tue, 18 Dec 2012 22:56:19 -0500

henrie-and-carter:

-Gulps slightly, wincing a bit as she gestures quite obviously towards the dance floor, but gives the politeness of listening to her words, smiling at her kindness despite her blunt tone. Shaking his head still, he hesitates.- N-non… Thank you, but no, thank you… I-I’ve never been much of a drinker since my troublesome youth, and I… I think I’d lost th-the capability to for a long while due to this, erm… Odd turn of events. -Re-plastering his smile, he nods slightly.- B-bonsoir. Have a, um, good night…

-She’s just about to place a glass down for him when he refuses, and she snatches it away, her features hardening at the perceived insult. She throws the glass at the opposite wall, where it shatters- Did anyone ever tell you it’s rude to refuse an old lady’s hospitality? We can only offer it so often. I don’t know why you’re going to come to a bar to play if you’re not going to drink. I don’t give a shit about your “troublesome youth”, If I offer you a drink, pansy, you’re going to drink it, or you’re going to get out. You’ve obviously opted for the latter, yeah? So get the hell out of my bar, and don’t think about coming back to play for a couple weeks. At least. You can peddle your sonic drivel elsewhere.

-Stops playing, having just finished his shift at the bar for the night, switching on the radio to replace his music.-

Tue, 18 Dec 2012 21:50:13 -0500

henrie-and-carter:

-Jumps as he feels himself get hit, back going so rigid he almost feels a sort of pain tingle. Turning around, he tries to smile, but it’s highly forced.- I-I-I just…. Erm… Nothing! I-I just remembered that I-I… -Words falter again as he awkwardly glances at the dance floor again, stiffening again.- Je ne sais pas. Nevermind me. I-I’m crazy. Oui, th-that’s it.

-Lets out a frustrated sigh, rolling her eyes- Sweetie, don’t think you’re going to blow me off like that. I know crazy, I’ve met crazy, I’ve caused crazy. The thing about crazy people? They think they’re completely sane. Whatever you saw out there -points to the dance floor, obviously having followed his nervous glances- shook you up quite a bit, didn’t it? You don’t have to tell me, it’ll be a refreshing change of pace from being told everyone else’s sob story, but don’t leave without having a drink to calm those nerves. -indicates the empty barstool in front of her with a sharp motion of her chin- What can I get you? First one’s on the house.

Lovely, just lovely.

Tue, 18 Dec 2012 21:05:00 -0500

audrey—richards:

Wow…that’s pretty big.

Well, so is that rock on your finger, yeah? -shrugs helplessly- I dunno, Aud, I mean if you don’t want to you can just say it and you don’t have to, I won’t mind, and I’ll help you look for somewhere else. But it’s just going to be so many more bills for you to have to worry about on top of school and maybe you’re like me and get lonely sometimes and don’t always fancy spending nights alone, especially with a cold bed. I’m just saying it’s…it’s an option, y’know?

Lovely, just lovely.

Tue, 18 Dec 2012 20:26:26 -0500

audrey—richards:

The creeps and weirdos of Storybrooke staying under my roof for the holidays. I need to get my own place, no strangers and no distractions.

She’s at it again, yeah? I don’t know if I count as a distraction, but your own place, that’s not gonna be cheap…I don’t really see why you don’t just, y’know…movein.

Been almost a year since I've done this...

Tue, 18 Dec 2012 20:09:01 -0500

heytheregenevieve:

Been too long since I’ve done this too.

Almost forgot how relaxing it is.

-lifts her foot halfway out of the water to splash her- Yeah, I bet it’s different taking a proper bath and being able to breathe without having that oaf of a husband of yours— -shivers and starts shaking her head- Forget I said that. Forget. I. Said. That. Because I’m certainly going to try to.

…How’s the little one?

sundaystorms: Favorite celebs in 2012 ↦ Rachel McAdams

Mon, 17 Dec 2012 01:07:53 -0500

sundaystorms:

Favorite celebs in 2012 ↦ Rachel McAdams